Happy Christian's definitions

church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram

i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Braden

That one Russian guy you probably fed on a livestream. Dating this guy is no good. he does not appreciate you for who you are and won't change his character for you . It all starts off fun until he makes you work for It.

Braden Would play the most vulnerable girls but not absorb with them.

by Happy Christian April 24, 2025

Lorena

So since her name is Lorena, she is the type of girl who is inferior to you meaning you can definitely beat her in a lot of things and will finish homework before her. You will also be able to teach her to things and introduce her to what you know. She blessed you with a sense of responsibilty.

No wonder Lorena is merciful and just, because she has the Lords name in her :)

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

James

He tops Christian, Ricardo, Miguel. He's in love with Alyssa and they also have a family connection that goes way back to the bible. James and John were brothers and the sons of thunder and. Alyssa and John are siblings, get it? James is drop dead gorgeous but for some reason doesnt come from good gene parents. His face is gorgeous and body is perfect like a barbie

James was goodlooking until I got to know whats behind it all

by Happy Christian November 20, 2020

Mexican

To be a Mexican is to be extremely unmerciful, especially the older women who work behind the counters. For instance, a girl walks in and opens a product. Well the women makes the girl come back and pay for it. Also a student is caught cheating. The mexican girl catches you and makes you feel bad

If you are Mexican, you have an unmerciful way of punishment

by Happy Christian December 4, 2020

Jerusalem Wall

Its probably the only magical place in the world

You can go all the way here to plan your wedding day

I remember when I use to run around the race track for a spectacular body

Lord
I will be coming to the Jerusalem Wall

by Happy Christian April 10, 2023

Andrew

Hes not a dreamy guy at all

Andrew will not give you a happy life

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023