woon

Those little pieces of wood that attempts to pass as a spoon. Most commonly furnished with malts and ice cream cups sold at stadiums and cafeterias.

The woon is about as useless as a spork.

by Hannibal Cannabis February 18, 2019

lay-lay

Lazy. Analogous to cray-cray for crazy.

I have to do both mine and my wife’s share of the chores, because she’s all lay-lay

by Hannibal Cannabis June 13, 2018

double play

The act of taking a piss and a shit in one visit to the facilities

I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have to go to the bathroom for a double play.

by Hannibal Cannabis October 16, 2021

tah

Code name for marijuana

Tell me bro, would you like some tah?

by Hannibal Cannabis October 13, 2011

buck

A ride on a bicycle as a passenger. This was accomplished with a banana seat or pegs on the rear wheel bolts. Was most often used in the Midwest in the 1980s.

I need to get home quick. Could you give me a buck?

by Hannibal Cannabis April 25, 2019

sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

gymcrastination

The act of putting off a workout, due to lack of energy, or laziness

My personal trainer says there is no excuse for gymcrastination

by Hannibal Cannabis April 27, 2017