Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hanking Harold

Lorkoggin

To shove a small piece of wood up someones anus and shove it in further with your penis

I was Lorkoggin last night.

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To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

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To put a test tube in both of someones nostrils and nut in their eyes

I was stanaking with Laura last night.

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to stick a fishing lure in a females vagina during intercourse

I was pussy fishing with my main hoe last night.

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To put a hiking stick up someones anus and have oral sex with them

I was trikking with my main hoe last night.

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To record the person you're having sex with without them knowing, usually to use as blackmail

I had to use the blackmex method so I could pay my rent.

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An orgasm so excruciating that you scream in agony.

John was Willhelming when nutting.

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