Hand Hanzo's definitions

Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

sux0rs at lifes0rs

sucks at life. Said to describe somebody who is a failure with no skills or common sense whatsoever.

Elitist bastard: You REACHtard you sux0rs at lifes0rs! Just stop at life, please!
Me: Fuck you!
Elitist Bastard: Fuck your mom!
Me: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum.
Elitist Bastard: shit...WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOON PORN!
Me: ANIME PORN!! God damn! I hate when you refer to them as cartoons! They are SO much more than that! You're the one who sux0rs at lifes0rs!

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

basket

To conceal a lot of weapons at one time in a container, for example a basket. Taken from the concept of Baby Bonnie Hood from DarkStalkers 3, who carried weapons in her basket.

That girl couldn't hsien-ko all those squirtguns on her hip, so she basketed them instead.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

The Curse

Something that happens in the Monkey Bowling 2 minigame of Super Monkey Ball 2. It is when you bowl something that should have been a strike, but there's still one pin standing there.

I got the curse in Super Monkey Ball 2 today while trying to bowl a perfect game.

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

w00t juice

Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferrably caffeinated soda, thus making w00t juice. Called "w00t juice" because it gives you the caffeine-and-sugar-high that makes your brain go 'w00t!'.

BooKoo + Jolt Cola = ultimate w00t juice.

by Hand Hanzo April 21, 2005

Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"

I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.

by Hand Hanzo February 5, 2005

Jericho

A gangsta street code, representing what a thug sees and has to go through every day. It stands for

Jealousy
Envy
Reality
Ignorance
Crime
Hate
Obscurity

Snakes, backstabbers, haters, enemies in general, are associated with one of these things when they attack you. If you are true to the thug life, then you have seen a lot of these things and are used to it.

Jonathan: Yo, how you been livin'?
Mike: It's JERICHO 4 life on these cold streets of the muthafuckin' ghetto.
Jonathan: Yeah, I feel you.

by Hand Hanzo August 28, 2005