Hamtaro 's definitions

milton wu

Mewton, Big Tree, or Wu Da Shu. Being 6'2", he is the true tree of all mankind and the co-founder of xiao mao. Milton has "the darkest black hair" she's ever seen, exclaimed one random lady.

"yo! da shu!"

"hey tree, wussup?"

"milton wu, six foot two!"

by hamtaro April 22, 2005

Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

Unikittony

An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty

Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie

Man: Unikitty is the cutest thing
Woman: you're a Unikittony

by Hamtaro October 22, 2018

Simp

The straight equivalent of faggot

Calling a straight man a simp is SUPER OFFENSIVE, like calling a gay man a faggot

by Hamtaro July 7, 2020

Roadkill

Lynn Loud from The Loud House

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition

by Hamtaro August 20, 2022

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch

by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Penis Music

Music that's good for your penis

I listened to penis music and my penis feels good

by Hamtaro February 25, 2020