Hamtaro 's definitions

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Roadkill

Lynn Loud from The Loud House

Lynn is such roadkill. She dutch ovens Lincoln. Punches him every time she sees a car (aka playing Auto Attack). And turns everything into a competition

by Hamtaro August 20, 2022

Nikutower

A stack of really fat women piled up on each other forming a tower like formation. Often drawn by kurocaze-s on DeviantArt

Look, those fatties are forming a Nikutower.

by Hamtaro April 10, 2022

Aqua

A useless but incredibly hot water goddess from Konosuba

Aqua may be useless, but she is just so dang sexy

by Hamtaro April 6, 2022

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Cancer

Kid: Wanna watch Space Jam: A New Legacy??
Me: No, that movie is cancer

by Hamtaro September 13, 2021

My boyfriend

Not you, faggot! I’m male

My boyfriend is nobody since I’m a straight male

by Hamtaro December 27, 2020

Rick James

Me, bitch

I'm Rick James, bitch

by Hamtaro December 14, 2020