Hamtaro 's definitions
by Hamtaro January 2, 2019

by Hamtaro February 25, 2020

A boomer is a guy that acts old
Age classification:
0-3 (Baby Boomer) These boomers don't care about anything
4-12 (Kid Boomer) The most innocent type of boomer
13-17 (Teen Boomer) These boomers have a dirty mind and love to masturbate
18-29 (Young Boomer) The boomers that are legal to marry and have sex with
30+ (Full Blown Boomers) The stage where a boomer becomes an actual boomer
Age classification:
0-3 (Baby Boomer) These boomers don't care about anything
4-12 (Kid Boomer) The most innocent type of boomer
13-17 (Teen Boomer) These boomers have a dirty mind and love to masturbate
18-29 (Young Boomer) The boomers that are legal to marry and have sex with
30+ (Full Blown Boomers) The stage where a boomer becomes an actual boomer
by Hamtaro November 16, 2019

by Hamtaro September 23, 2019

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
by Hamtaro June 11, 2023


An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty
Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie
Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie
by Hamtaro October 22, 2018
