Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 02, 2022

Vegan Curious

Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.

Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”

Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”

by Hamper Hunter January 03, 2021

Clam Bake

Another name for a women’s retreat.

Jessica is planning on bringing a buffalo chicken dip to the women’s retreat next week. I’m not sure what I want to bring to the clam bake yet.

by Hamper Hunter November 29, 2020

Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020

COVID Stripper

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Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 03, 2021

Zoo AIDS

Another name for monkey pox.

Did you know people are now calling monkey pox “Zoo AIDS.”

by Hamper Hunter September 05, 2022