hog taker

Derogatory term for vagina.

She got it right in her hog taker.

by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Food Gay

Becoming vegan.

If diet was an indication of sexuality, being vegan is the equivalent of being Food Gay.

by Hamper Hunter January 02, 2021

Spill some seed

Alternate term to describe ejaculating. Particularly used when describing jerking off to porn.

Oh man, I can’t wait to spill some seed to Adriana Chechik’s new video.

by Hamper Hunter November 17, 2020

Zillow porn

When search Zillow and fantasize about homes you will never be able to afford.

I caught Jeremy looking at Zillow porn again, poor guy will never be able to afford a home like that.

by Hamper Hunter September 02, 2022

Ball Trash

A more offensive way to refer to ejaculate or cum.

I can feel my ball trash really building up. I really need to go smack one out.

by Hamper Hunter November 18, 2020

Vegan Curious

Similar to bi curious, being Vegan Curious is a way to justify to friends and family when you come out of the vegan closet. No doubt you will face ridicule and criticism for your decision to be vegan. So you might as well just accept the fact you’re food gay.

Friend: “Brad watches one documentary on Netflix and then becomes Vegan, what a homo!”

Brad: “Bro, give me a break you know I have always been Vegan Curious.”

by Hamper Hunter January 02, 2021

I’d trib that

The lesbian female equivalent of “I’d hit it.” Trib of course referring to tribbing or scissoring.

My girlfriend Christine saw this chick who was so hot she said “I’d trib that.”

by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020