Skip to main content

Hal Jackson's definitions

spee

spee –v: to digitally stimulate an orifice in the manner in which one might use a dial telephone, i.e. in a broad circular stroke.
Spee my asshole.
by Hal Jackson September 29, 2010
mugGet the spee mug.

fee fee

/fí:-fi:/ or "fee-fee"; v. to investigate something by touching or probing in some way with a finger or hand and then smelling your hands as well as the object that is smelled.
1. Chimpanzees are well known for the way that they fee fee each others anuses as well as their own.

2. I want to fee-fee that cake to see if it is any good.

3. Fee fee my dunghole.
by Hal Jackson May 22, 2007
mugGet the fee fee mug.

sna

/sna/ n.; snow; a colloquialism for snow, said as an exclamation.
Sna!

Person 1: Come look, it is snowing.
Person 2: Sna!
by Hal Jackson February 5, 2010
mugGet the sna mug.

oon

/u:n/ —n. the general smell of a person's crotch which emanates from that region before specific examination of its constituent parts, such as the vagina, penis or anus.
1. I loved the smell of her oon.
2. Her oon drew me into her, making me want to perform cunnilingus.
3. I could smell her oon just standing next to her; it was disgusting, like a dead cod.
by Hal Jackson February 25, 2007
mugGet the oon mug.

dünss

dünß n. suicide; onomatopoeic representation of sound of gunshot
R. Budd Dwyer made dünss on live television.
by Hal Jackson November 15, 2011
mugGet the dünss mug.

cowing

kóu-ing v. - A vulgar and juvenile activity that involves a group of men going out together to flatulate in public, with the intent of offending others. The term derives from the fact that cows produce copious amounts of intestinal gas on a continual basis, ergo, to "go cowing" is to intentionally go out in public to flatulate like a cow.
Hey bud, let's go cowing! We can fart all over the mall!
by Hal Jackson December 29, 2011
mugGet the cowing mug.

poss

pawss n. human orifice, from OE posse, meaning bag or sack, or pocket. May be used to refer to vagina, rectum, or mouth, in the same way as the word "hole". Used primarily as a suffix, as in hogposs (rectum), or dongposs (vagina or mouth).
Shove it in your hogposs, you fat bitch.
by Hal Jackson August 24, 2012
mugGet the poss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email