snot bong

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.

Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?

by habbie February 18, 2009

Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

by habbie September 23, 2010

Tijuana Tuck and Roll

Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.

Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!

by Habbie October 01, 2007

stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

by habbie March 25, 2010

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.

Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.

by habbie November 20, 2007

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Flintstones

The feet of someone who has "cankles" or has chubby feet.

Hey girl- you get your flintstones off of the couch!

by Habbie November 06, 2007