Habbie's definitions

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

Flintstones

The feet of someone who has "cankles" or has chubby feet.

Hey girl- you get your flintstones off of the couch!

by Habbie November 6, 2007

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

Tijuana Tuck and Roll

Sex change operation per ZZ Top "Zipper Job". Usually from a man to a woman.

Hey- did you hear that Sylvester got a Tijuana Tuck and Roll? Now he has to use the ladies room!

by Habbie October 1, 2007

stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

by habbie March 25, 2010

Goozie Pipe

East Baltimore term for your esophagus or throat.

I was eating that sandwich and it was so dry it got stuck in my goozie pipe going down, hon.

by Habbie January 14, 2010

Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

by habbie September 23, 2010