Definitions by Habbie

Geezing 

The act of spending time being completely engaged in doing nothing important or relevant.

Betty: Hey- what are you doing at the computer?
Mike: Nothing- just geezing through a Wiki.

Geezing by Habbie January 26, 2011

Sputnik Moment 

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

Sputnik Moment by Habbie January 26, 2011

Went Up 

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

Went Up by habbie September 23, 2010

stop drop and roll 

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.

Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".

stop drop and roll by habbie March 25, 2010

Goozie Pipe 

East Baltimore term for your esophagus or throat.

I was eating that sandwich and it was so dry it got stuck in my goozie pipe going down, hon.

Goozie Pipe by Habbie January 14, 2010

toot & scoot 

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

toot & scoot by habbie May 12, 2009

Phelps Photo Op 

The act of forgetting that almost everyone that owns a phone also is carrying a camera or video camera. The act of doing something stupid or regrettable that is caught on camera.

Hey when you went to that party, I saw a Phelps Photo Op shot online.

Phelps Photo Op by Habbie February 20, 2009