54 definitions by HaHa

ashleys

a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.

ew god, look at ashley today...her boobs look more suffocated than ever!

by HaHa January 12, 2005

Vader

A device used by various members of the female sex when guys just won't do it for them.

The Cosmic-Invader may be purchased at Hustler superstore.

by HaHa February 11, 2005

muff

A large bush of pubic hair, often matted or untamed.

"Girls in porn should just know to shave their muff."

by HaHa March 9, 2004

beautiful

someone or something that is nice to look at

she is so beautiful

by HaHa July 7, 2003

chai

deliciousness, even though amrica fucked it up, chai is all that is good in the world.

I love me some Chai

by HaHa February 20, 2004

thumperholdasack

funny, crazy, idiotic, lazy, humps, retard, loves to have sex (jk) ;)

Melissa Holetzeck is a perfect example of a ThumperHoldasack
also referred to as Melissa Suckapenis Holdasack

by HaHa July 26, 2004

philosterbate

to have pleasure in hearing yourself speak

so how often do you philosterbate, 1, 2, 3 times a day?

by HaHa April 2, 2003