HOlly's definitions

malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

by Holly August 16, 2004

phamon

without name, or lack of name... unknown and mysterious

for example there is a new kid and no one knows who he is... they call him phamon

by Holly June 25, 2004

thickie

slang for solid waste matter - aka shit

"After I got home, I had a nice long thickie in the bathroom....and felt great afterwards!"

- opposite of "thinnie" (pee)

by Holly January 1, 2008

thinnie

liquid human waste (urination) - aka pee

- opposite of thickie (shit)

"Where's the bathroom? I need to have a thinnie before I explode!"

by Holly January 1, 2008

dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.

Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.

by Holly January 19, 2005

Penis Choker

Someone who likes giving handys

DUDE! She's a Penis Choker

by Holly May 13, 2005

gubernaculum

A really gross, slimy guy, who hawks up a hairball while along you stand there checking to make you have nothing on you......

While at Mediplay, I heard a gubernaculum standing next to me and had to run away quickly because I was dying of laughter and I nearly knocked over my friend, who also was laughing hysterically.

by Holly December 30, 2003