Definitions by HOTTO DOGU
Attention
Attention by HOTTO DOGU May 13, 2018
Fire Extinguisher
A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Fire Extinguisher by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
Child
The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
Child by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017