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Attention

Something that little white girls seek. Usually the white girl thinks she's black.
I want attention n****!!!!!
by HOTTO DOGU May 13, 2018
mugGet the Attentionmug.

Child

The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.

If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
mugGet the Childmug.

Fire Extinguisher

A thing full of white stuff where if you push down hard enough, the white stuff will explode out of the nozzle... Basically a penis.
Shoot the fire extinguisher, HURRY! ITS GETTING HOTTER! I'M ON FIRE!!
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
mugGet the Fire Extinguishermug.

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.
Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
mugGet the Blob Fishmug.

dead

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
mugGet the deadmug.

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