HORNYGREENMAN's definitions

protosexual

When someone is sexually attracted to new things.

Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016.
Matthew moans for new born children.
Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails.
Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires.
All of these people are protosexual.

by HORNYGREENMAN February 21, 2017

penalsexual

when you like to shove huge things up your asshole (e.g. eals) .

Bryant likes to shove soft eggs down his ass so that they will pop when they go in. He is penalsexual

by HORNYGREENMAN February 20, 2017

dinkle dwarf

a man with a dwarf-like penis

1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf

2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf

by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017

gyropedokidnapper

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019

gyrogasm

cumming green semen

mathew: Jake, Please gyrogasm into myu mouth again

by HORNYGREENMAN June 18, 2019

delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017