Definitions by HAHAHA

channel 5 

Absolute crap
What the Hell is channel 5?????
Shite programs

Man 1 - We can either watch channel 5 or eat your son
Man 2 - get your knife and fork out

channel 5 by hahaha July 22, 2003

tragic 

Something bad

Man 1- I just spent my wage on a whore and now i can't buy food for my family. And i've caught herpes!!!!

Jeremy - That's tragic

tragic by hahaha July 22, 2003

chickenhead 

A head, usually cut off a chicken, which is kept on your mantle piece

nice chickenhead bob!

chickenhead by hahaha July 22, 2003

look at me! 

Phrase used by men who piss on old women

Look at me!

look at me! by hahaha July 22, 2003

butter my arse

An insult to tell some you don't beleive what they are saying.
In other words, the thing they are saying is so unbelievable that you tell them to spread butter on your arse.

Man 1 - Geoffry, i'm gay.
Geoffry - Oh, butter my arse

butter my arse by hahaha July 22, 2003

fat cunt

a word to describe your mother in law

Im marrying your daughter you fat cunt!

fat cunt by hahaha July 22, 2003

and often confusing 

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

and often confusing by hahaha July 22, 2003