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hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.
There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.
by Gus June 2, 2004
mugGet the hasselbeckmug.

froggy style

sexual position where woman is facing man in a catcher like position bouncing up and down
Rachel was riding me froggy style last night, it was nice.
by Gus January 21, 2004
mugGet the froggy stylemug.

mariphernalia

Paraphernalia for marijuana-related activities. This includes: pipes, bongs, rolling papers, stash boxes, eye drops and breath mints.
I never thought that those pages from my complimentary Book of Mormon would make such effective mariphernalia.
by Gus March 12, 2005
mugGet the mariphernaliamug.

Shit was SO cash

An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation.
Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go?
D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and shit.
Milo: Yeah? You get any?
D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and I'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; shit was SO cash.

Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night.
Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed.
Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy.
Paul: No man, she's nuts. I fucked her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; shit was SO cash.

C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'?
Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for Ian McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism.
C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that nigga that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life?
Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; shit was SO cash.
by Gus February 8, 2008
mugGet the Shit was SO cashmug.

whence

Archaic adverb meaning "from where" or "from what source." Anyone who uses this term seriously is either affected or was born two hundred years ago.

Saying "from whence" is redundant, as "whence," on its own, already means "from where." Anyone who says "from whence" is an arrogant moron.
A: Whence did you come this fine morning?
B: The cherry orchard is whence I came.
A: Splendid!
B: Indubitably!
by Gus March 12, 2005
mugGet the whencemug.

Stelmakh

to go into a car high and drunk and go down springfield avenue at a 100 mph and crash into the foundation of a building and get wedged in and die on impact.
He stelmakhed the other day and i cant find his obitchuary
by Gus November 27, 2004
mugGet the Stelmakhmug.

sumbitch

"Ya Thievin sumbitch"
by Gus April 30, 2003
mugGet the sumbitchmug.

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