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Definitions by Gunkglumb

1) Stands for the machine that sends a fax
2) Stands for the textual matter sent as seen on paper over cables.

Usually used to transfer documetns that require signatures and actual handwriting over a network.
Also used to send pictures and stuff that needs to be printed out on the other side anyway.
Also used by bored office workers to widely distribute copies of photocopied butt.
turn off the fax machine, we don't need any more copies of THAT.
Fax by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005
From the root 'fundametal' this is slang for the underlying principle in something usually complex.
Usually used in place of 'secret' when enquiring someone about their sex life, their recipies, their smooth hair, their popularity et cetera.
a: what is the funda of a cryogenic engine?
b: solid fuel, you dumbass
funda by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

high funda 

Used with respect to a person or a bunch of people to indicate a greater level of sphestication in them.
a: the hang out at that cofee shop every single day.
b: yeah, their crowd is pretty high funda.
high funda by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

popping the cap 

slang for cirumcision
some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.
popping the cap by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005
An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.
mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!
oh fuck by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005
A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.
Just blame it on a snooker.
snooker by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

asteroid 

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.
One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.
asteroid by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005