big man

A term used sarcastically towards those who make petty insults from a position of anonimity.
So yuo want to go and make fun of catholicism on a website with stupid child molestation jokes. Ooooh, big man....
by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004
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Micra

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses
My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.


It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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hell in a handbasket

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.
by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006
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nursery crime

An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
by Gumba Gumba March 03, 2004
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buick

Yet another poorly manufactured North American marque. Ugly as hell. Steering like a stagecoach pulled by a rhino.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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pencildick

A penis of no more than 6-7 inches in lenght that is extremely thin.
lolomgomgomgrafflemoo you missed me pencildick!
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
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popeye

Now discontinued cartoon from the forties and fifties about an oddly proportioned american sailor who constantly got into fights, where he was the underdog. He would, at a pivotal point, consume spinach, and become immediatley brawnier as a result. Immensely popular, and famed for his arch-enemy bluto, girlfriend Olive Oil, and his ridiculously large biceps. He also had one squinted eye, one that protruded, a speech impediment, a pipe, and incoherant ramblings that he would use to amuse himself.


The cartoon was a vector to get kids eating more greens so the could grow up to be just like him.
Q: what happened when Napoleon went to mount Olive?

A: Popeye got pissed...



Oh, Popeye- Olive
by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004
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