Definitions by Gumba Gumba

Gaystation Poo 

http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg


See why people love the playstation, especially chixxx0rz.

hahahaha! Wait a minute, I own a ps2. Shit. Funny picture though. http://www.ileet.net/images/gaystation2.jpg

Gaystation Poo by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

10 songs for driving 

Want to drive fired up? Want to start some goddam road rage? Need pumping music to get you driving your car like you stole it? Look no/a lot further than this, Gumba's personal driving favourites.


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The top three songs comprise an actual list, as well as some of the other songs here. The rest I forgot, so here goes. Remeber, this list is mostly my personal opinion, and you may not like some of the songs, especially any clichés

10)Rocket Queen- Guns 'n' Roses
9) Drag the waters- Pantera
8) Battery- Metallica
7) Hallowed be thy name-Iron Maiden
6) The memory remains- Metallica
5) Straigh outta compton- N.W.A.
4) Necropedophile- Cannibal Corpse
3) Raining blood- Slayer
2) Orgasmatron- Motörhead
1) Firestarter- The Prodigy

10 songs for driving by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

world's worst singers list

3)My dad
2)My dad (when drunk)
1) you

Don't I rule? :)

world's worst singers list by Gumba Gumba April 9, 2004

the brain 

A super-smart talking mouse from cartoon animaniacs.



Do they still make that show? I haven't seen it on TV in the last seven years.

Pinky and the brain, Pinky and the brain, one is a genius, the others' insane!

the brain by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

smoke 

Any activity in which smoke comes from the "smoker" or which resembles smoking a cigarette.

To smoke 'em all - to use a firearm to kill


To smoke salmon - salmon is smoked for extra flavour/longevity

To smoke a cigarette- To inhale 'baccy and exhale it for relaxing effect.

To smoke a cock - see head

to smoke a car- to leave a car in the smoke of your car.

smoke by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

reign 

To rule over absolutely, to be the absolute authority.

The reign of HM Queen Elizabeth I was known as 'The golden Era' as it was extremely prosperous for England.


Ted Bundy's reign of Terror ended with his arrest.

reign by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004

freeview 

Ten minutes of free televised pornography shown just before the real stuff gets aired. The freeview is only watched once in a person's life out of curiosity. This will most likely occur before the age of 13. If a friend stays over who does not have cable, then they can watch it too.

My cable company fucked up and instead of giving us the freeview every day of the week, gave us entire free playboy on Tuesday and Thursday. I discovered this when Andrew came over and we watched it after he owned me on some playstation games (yes, I'm not afraid to admit I lose sometimes).

freeview by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004