Gumba Gumba's definitions

fat cunt

1) Vagina with big pussy flaps.

2) Insult used to express utmost hatred.

"She has a fat cunt."

"Get out of my way before I ream your ass, you fat cunt"

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

penthouse party boy

Male aged 18-30, born of rich parents and physically attractive with chiselled good looks. Penthouse party boys are smooth talkers, alomst always white, with black or blonde hair. They sip girly drinks at penthouse parties, and stop being penthouse party boys once they realise they're gay.

Woohoo! P-A-R-T-Why? because I gotta!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

make love not war

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.

Monogamy sucks

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

nick

Slang (mainly Brit.)

1) A police station

2) Jail or Prison

3) To steal

1) I spent last night in the cells at the nick

2) Wansworth nick

3) I nicked a mercedes.

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

in your own time

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking advantage of there being no time limit for a task to be done.

Oh don't worry Bary, in your own time. Maybe I can just call work and tell them I won't be in monday, tuesday...the whole damn week!

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

0987654321

The series of numbers appearing on screen if one presses the keyboard numbers in right to left fashion.

If you a reading/defining this, you must be really stupid


I am really stupid.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

INDIVIDUALITY

Over-used term used for self-definition by loners. By claiming that your parent's do not understand, that you hate popular stereotypes et cetera, one will somehow obtain "Individuality". Most "Individuals" are actually just brain-dead townie-haters that really have no place on the social ladder, so join a group similar to them and be about as individual as a lemming.


Real individualism is hard to come by these days, or infact, any day (monday; Tuesday etc.)

Individuality is wearing black clothes, mascara, nail-polish.


Individuals walk with their hands in their pockets, a stiff, hunched back postion that leans forward with every step.

Individuals are pussies.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004