Definitions by Gumba Gumba

Seat

1- Any raised object on which one may rest the buttocks and legs by climbing upon.

2- Spain's national car

1- Take a seat

2- The Seat Leon is pretty fast.

Seat by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

horse's arse 

Something ugly, used or comparisons.

Her face was the horse's arse.

horse's arse by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

guy fawkes 

British Catholic set up by the protestant government to make Catholics look bad.

Penny for the gay, guv'ner?

guy fawkes by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

nuclear weapons 

Weapons of mass destruction that cause a chain reaction by splitting the nucleas of an uranium atom, thus causing two particles to fly out, that cause two other uranium atoms to become unstable and change into another element because they have an extra particle. This causes each of those two to fire off two particles each, and so the chain continues. This rapid expansion will eventually move onto the area surrounding it, and destroy it by means of reacting with it. Of course, in the time it has taken you to read this, a nuclear weapon, some as small as 11 inches could have scorched hundreds of miles worth of land surrounding it

Nuclear Weapons will bring the apocalypse, at which point many atheists will become religious, many religious will become atheist, and our skin will melt off.

nuclear weapons by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

1/4 by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Creed 

One's religious beliefs. Usually onl refering to someone following a denomination of Christianity.

Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.

Creed by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Ico 

My company. Yes, I companee.

Ico, weco, youco, usco etc.

Ico by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004