by Gumba Gumba May 15, 2004
Cheap Italian sports cars well known for having the lifespan of a rabbit. With the exception of well maintained classics (Guiletta SS, GT-V, Racing models, some Sprint and alfa-Suds, Spyder) the typical Alfa will become a write-off in under ten years, largely due to transmission destruction.
Alfa Romeo's and Lancia's are for people that want a cheap, crap Italian sports car, but can't afford a Ferrari, Maserati or Lamborghini.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
1) One with commendable broadcasting abilities, yet an appearance of far lesser appreciation.
2) a polite and indirect way of saying ugly.
2) a polite and indirect way of saying ugly.
Wow, that was great, but you people have a face for radio. I know what, we'll get two guys to mime to this music in the videos, and call it milli vanilli
by Gumba Gumba April 05, 2004
(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.
by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
no example
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.
Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.
Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
1)Transparent Container, usually for liquids that is narrow, circular-based, mostly handle-less and with an ever-narrowing top, where the opening is found.
2) To hit someone on the head with a glass bottle, smashing the bottle in the process.
3) Guts or determination
4) Female with no volouptous features, in comparison to 1)
2) To hit someone on the head with a glass bottle, smashing the bottle in the process.
3) Guts or determination
4) Female with no volouptous features, in comparison to 1)
1) Pass that bottle o' coke
2) I bottled him with some bud
3) You don't have the bottle for this
4) She looks like a bottle.
2) I bottled him with some bud
3) You don't have the bottle for this
4) She looks like a bottle.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004