bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

burnmaker

A device that takes input text and turns them into hate-filled burns.

http://toy.thespark.com/burn

Burn in HELL!

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by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

porsche 959

A quick-ass car that was the world's fastest road car for a period in the eighties. Produced only in left hand drive and distinguished by the swooping spioler at the back.

Top speed is 197 mph.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

BEF

British
Expeditionary
Force

The BEF escaped at dunkirk beaches.

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

Schwarzenigger

Derogatory slang for a black person involved in bodybuilding.

"Heh, look, it's schwarzeNIGGER doing a bench press, go ask for his autograph."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

sexbox

A cheap alternative to a plastic doll.

It was big and even had love handles, but I couldn't hold them properly. I stuck my cock in the usb port thingy whadeva it called nig ya!!!111

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004