Definitions by Gumba Gumba

road to war

The events leading up to a war

The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.

road to war by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

couch trip

(n.) Something that is going nowhere, it is sitting on the couch.

This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.

couch trip by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

Driving me nuts by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

november rain 

(n.) One of the four GNR tracks that may register with non-fans. Has a playing time of 8min 12sec, and the live version lasting about 14 minutes, five of which are playing around on a piano.

I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

november rain by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

biting 

(v.) What children attempt to do to the legs and hands of liars, ignoramuses and general idiots who need to become aware of how full of shit they are.

The kid next door to Elitist kept biting him.

biting by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

pillar of strength 

(n.) Person who is well respected and helpful. Defends against immorality.

Not this guy----> Abu Hamza

pillar of strength by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

policy driven 

Any product which is needed to operate a business, and so noraml rules of supply and demand tend not to apply.

Oil is policy driven, so an increase in price does not mean less units will be sold.

policy driven by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004