Gumba Gumba's definitions

doubling up

In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.

Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.

Dice throwing for cash-


Place £1 starting bid on number 3


you lose!

£2 bid on number 3

you lose!

£4 bid on number three


you win!

£4x2= £8 gained

£1+£2+£4= £7 lost


Total win is your startign bet.


OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

over my dead body

This phrase is a verbal objection to a proposed action, claiming that the author/speaker is willing to fight with every ounce of their life to prevent the action.

You want to take my kids away from me? Over my dead body!

*whips out a shotgun*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

eire

What the rest of the world knows as Ireland.

MR.Z: So you're from Ireland, eh?

Leprechaun: It's called Eire.

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004

squarehead

(n.) One whos head has corners. Typically overuses the word 'cunt', and has little humour.

You cunt, get me my cunting coffee.

Stfu squarehead. See ☺

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

bloody anal rape

An adaption of anal rape where process' such as dry fisting may be incorporated to produce blood, giving a river of blood and cum around the anus of the victim.

Bloody anal rape is reserved for my enemies.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

.org

The organization internet domain. Often, these websites are full of bullshit opinions and incomparable statistics pulled out of someone's buttocks.

I bet there is a www.kukluxklan.org

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

imitatards

Actually, the forced bad spelling and typos used by your imitators are an exaggeration of your current literacy. But your own writing needs a fair amount of reading before the overall message (as opposed to the style of writing) will give an indication as to whether or not it is you. The main differences betwixt the 'imitatards' and yourself are

• Imitator has a higher number of typos

• Imitator has no real point except making you appear homosexual, whereas you ramble on a while before questioning the sexuality of those who disagree with ye, although you will say 'becos your/its gay' whereas your imitator will talk about *fap* *fap* *fap*-ing to protagonists of videogames you have expressed a positive opinion for.


• Your use of random capitalisation, especially for SEGASS or ninTURDo. Your imitator prefers to simply exaggerate leet-style typos.

• You manage to keep most of the spelling in the title accurate, your opponent enjoys use of phoenitic spellings.


• You say 'becos its gay', whereas your imitator say 'i fap to diiss fo hurgle ma durgle

Suggestions for the future:-


Take time to check your spelling, with msword. Refrain from gratuitous insults, especially stupidfucktardfagget, which is incorrectly spelled. Promote the use of backed up points- don't simply rest your arguement with such things as 'becos its gay and STFU stupidfucktardfagget'. Also, make sure....why the hell am I typing this?


ride da punani!

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004