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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

hammer and sickle 

(n.) The symbol of communism. Consisted of a hammer and sickle crossing eachother at 45 degree angles, facing opposite directions. The hammer was to represent the town workers, while the sickle represented agricultural workers.
some little pinko misanthrope bastard drew a hammer and sickle on my car windshield this morning, how I shall make his buttocks hurt....

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way 

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.
Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!
Contracted for "fucked up". The meaning is "not functioning properly"
woozle wozzle yoo is teh fuctup
fuctup by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004
A loud fart, followed by a smile.
You must be proud.
proud by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

London Daily Mirror 

What michaelmoore.com calls the communist toilet paper newspaper "the mirror", truly the worst newspaper ever. This is an attempt to make the sourse sound like a creditable, established paper, when in fact it is crap, and read by old people.
I really wish michael moore would bitch about america in america, rather than assuming he will be accpeted in europe, the faggot.

let the cat out of the bag 

(v.) To accidentaly expose secret information one was privy to, forfeiting the entire "game".
Who let the cat out of the bag to that bitch I was using her for business connections?

no offence 

What one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, sexist, homophobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. The person will typically reply with "None taken"
A: That nigger's an idiot!

B: *looks round*

A: No offence

B: None taken.
no offence by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004