Definitions by Gumba Gumba

mass debating 

millions of people in a room arguing over who's gonna go first before they're washed up the urethra with cum and squirted into a sock.

My sperms were mass debating.

mass debating by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

be disgusting 

(v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties.

Stop being disgusting


Don't be disgusting


He's being disgusting

be disgusting by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

ivf 

In Vitro Fertilisation.


In vitro is latin for 'in glass'.


This is a medical process whereby couples having trouble concieving will go recieve help, and concieve without actual intercourse. The male jizzes into a bunch of plastic cups, before the healthy and fast-moving sperm are collected together and crammed in a test tube with ovary produce of the female. After a week or so the female is told to lie on her back before a phallic-shaped tube is rammed deep inside her hole and she recieves some jizz with healthy sperm. This greatly increases chances of fertilisation, but still only 30% of couples concieve. The first "test tube baby" was born Louise Brown in 1978 in the United Kingdom.


The word is sometimes used as an insult

Your parents had IVF to get you, because your dad has one ball!

ivf by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

test tube baby 

A child born to In-Vitro fertilisation, see IVF, who was concieved in a test tube a few hours before being put into the mother.

Louise Brown was the worlds' first test tube baby in 1978.

test tube baby by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

ex sex 

(v.) To indulge in sexual intercourse with a former partner.

Have some ex sex-you know what she likes!

ex sex by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

ANC 

African national Congress, a terrorist organisation working in coalition with Fidel Castro, and headed by nelson mandela. The aim was to end apartheid and institutionalised racism in south africa and neighbours. Unliek most terrorist organisations, they intended to kill as FEW people as possible and instead destroy government offices whilst unoccupied. Also, when thier goals were achieved they threw thier weapons into the sea and lived in peace.

The ANC were probably the only terrorist organisation of recent years that could claim to be Freedom fighters

ANC by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

spilt milk 

(n.) A mistake that cannot be rectified.

There's no point crying over spilt milk

spilt milk by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004