Gumba Gumba's definitions

baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

publicity whore

"A whore to publicity"

as a whore (prostitute) craves cock to keep her money coming in, a publicity whore will do pretty much anything degrading to entice the limelight their way.


This word is bisexual, and can be used to describe males.

What need is there of an example, just watch MTV.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

colt s.a.a.

Colt Single Action Army. A cool gun. Serial number 001 is currently the most expensive handgun in the world.

Me: I'll duel you with my Colt SAA

Guy: the fuck old is that thing???

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

yoko ono

Second wife of John Lennon. Often blamed for the break-up of the Beatles when infact she just happened to be there. This is called yoko syndrome

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

rolls

Rolls-Royce, the pride of motoring. The worlds most sought-after and prestigous brand of car. Unlike most ferrari's they retain a lot of their value decades after manufacture and don't start rattling above 40mph.

Bring out the Rolls....

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

castlemaine

Castlemaine XXXX. Austrailian beer that has been in decline since the early nineties.

"Austrailians couldn't give an xxxx about anything else" apparantly.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004