Definitions by Gumba Gumba

back orifice 

A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.

These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7

back orifice by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

fmj 

Full Metal Jacket


A movie. A powerful study of warfare and its dehumanising effects. Brought up in any debate on war movies.

FMJ was on last night.

fmj by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

mafiosa 

a member of the mafia

That guy is a mafiosa

mafiosa by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

aston 

Short for Aston Martin. Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

aston by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

gasoline 

What americans call petroleum.

American: Imma fill mah car up with gas!


British: You're commiting suicide?

gasoline by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?

I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007

Aston Martin by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

lada 

The USSR's answer to skoda. Even worse than skoda, because it's uglier. Fortunately, vw didn't buy this one too. I hope.

Lada is to Skoda what BMW is to Mercedes-Benz

lada by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004