Gumba Gumba's definitions

scrotexcercise

(v.) To suck balls.

Scrotexcercise does nothing for me. Maybe sucking my cock or a rusty trombone...

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

han

A dynasty of ancient China.

The Han dynasty.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

blood from a stone

An unlikely event requiring much effort.

Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

jaguar

Luxury car manufacturer.

ooh aah, jag-u-ah

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

baby

A term used to describe one's partner by secret paedophiles.

Come on baby, lets put you to bed so I go look at newsgroups.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

intelligent

Having an IQ above room temperature.

The US goverment will only accept intelligent people.

Bush is the president, hence, he is intelligent.


His IQ is low, hence everyone is smarter than him.


Everyone is therefore smrat er than he.


Teh Klevar!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

yoko ono

Second wife of John Lennon. Often blamed for the break-up of the Beatles when infact she just happened to be there. This is called yoko syndrome

no example

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004