Gumba Gumba's definitions

in the crosshairs

(adj.) About to be removed from play. Killed.

Gumx0r: "n00b345 is in the crosshairs."
n00b345 has been killed

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

wealth disease

(n.) Any disease that occurs predominantly, almost exclusively in wealthy places such as the MEDCs

Cancer, Heart disease, obesity

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

the sun

Appalingly bad British tabloid that somehow became the biggest curculating english-language newspaper in the world. Only communist-state controlled crap shifts more. It is obsessed with C-list celebrities and the plight of working classes to better themselves. Will never stop whinging about the government, child saftey, paedophiles, taxes, anything to do with cars or any minute hipocrisy.

No sun, no-where to wipe your arse.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

sober

that state of not being at all intoxicated with alcohol.

One night in the House of Commons, Churchill, after imbibing a few drinks, stumbled into Bessie Braddock, a corpulent Labourite member from Liverpool. An angry Bessie straightened her clothes and addressed the British statesman.




"Winston," she roared. "You are drunk, and what’s more, you are disgustingly drunk."

Churchill, surveying Bessie, replied, "And might I say, Mrs. Braddock, you are ugly, and what’s more, disgustingly ugly.


But tomorrow," Churchill added, "I shall be sober."

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

badgerbadgerbadger

badgerbadgerbadger.com


Strange, compulsive website. Part of that weebl and bob enterprise. The mother site also contains other versions of the cartoon, such as a resident evil version.

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


snake! argh! snake!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

iggy pop

(n.) Old wrinkly guy who acts like he's some sex god addonis.

(adj.) To be worth a million in prizes.

(adj.) to be just a modern guy

(n.) To be a sex machine who drives a GTO, beats ones brains with liqour and rugs etc.

I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004