GuidoPosse69's definitions

cellboy

A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.

We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

pulp

A form of literature that originated in 1930's magazines. It features relatively simplistic and often lurid tales, with much action and little psychological thrills.

The Quentin Tarantino film Kill Bill is an example of pulp writing in movie form.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

supastar

Bitched version of the term superstar. Usually used to describe a black or Hispanic celebrity.

As Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen potrays an urban supastar.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supa chow

What you yell when experiencing the ultimate feeling of euphoria, for example, when fucking Michael Moore.

- Al-Qaeda just bombed the White House!
- SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fag bag

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005