149 definitions by GuidoPosse69

What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.

Protestants are a flimsy fucking excuse for a religion.

by GuidoPosse69 March 03, 2005

a term for french fries invented by the RepublicaNazi party in '03 as a dig on the French for not supporting us in the Iraqi war

-I'll have 3 orders of french fries.
-We don't carry those here. Do you mean freedom fries?
-You know exactly what the fuck I mean.

by GuidoPosse69 February 06, 2005

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

He gave her a foot massage. Now is it the same as eating her pussy out, no, but it's the same ballpark.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Did you just call me a fudge packer? I'm telling you I ain't gay.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

A man who was not elected, but appointed to the American presidency, and has been responsible for thousands of deaths since.

Michael Moore is the only one who has been forthcoming in telling the truth about the scandalous, corrupt Bush administration.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005