olestra

The generic name for Olean, the fake fat that set off another 90's fad. It was used mainly in potato chips. It helps you lose weight because the fat is not absorbed into your body, but comes leaking out your ass, hence the warning on every bag: "May cause anal leakage"

I was a kid in the 90's, I remember the Olestra craze.

olestra by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

Olestra Dribblies 

The extreme case of gut wrenching diarrhea, the shards, the squirts, or the trots induced by the consumption of too much of any product made with the fat alternative, Olean. Often has the most impact on individuals eating such foods for the first time that are unaware of the side effects. Severe cases may result in dehydration and a very sore O-Ring.

Nancy ate a whole bag of chips made with olestra last night. She spent the night on the crapper with a bad case of the Olestra Dribblies.

Olestra Dribblies by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

oestracise 

The act of removing women from a social situation

That wench was annoying me, so I oestracised her

oestracise by Wench number one January 29, 2009