vest

A puffy nylon garment with a zipper which looks really sexy on little girls.

I like Sophia's new nylon vest.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

preppie

A young kid whose parents are doctors or other affluent people and can afford to send their child to prep school. Some preppies attend public high schools and their dress reflects their economic status as millionaire's sons/daughters.

Sophia always keeps up with the latest fashions, fads and trends. She likes the preppie look.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Mothers of the 90's

A group of people who are another species of hominids, Homo matresnonagesimae. They are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless bitches who treat their kids like shit.

I like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the Mothers of the 90's quack their jaws at each other.

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

slutty

Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.

Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.

by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005

Kerry Kontroversy

A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.

God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

Millennium Bitches

Women who have had their first kid between 2000 and 2005.

Why is it that all the Millennium Bitches think their kids are better than everyone else?

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005