149 definitions by GuidoPosse69

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A term used by Catholics to describe the fact that John Kerry claims to be Catholic yet supports abortion.
God, I'm sick of all this Kerry Kontroversy.
by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
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Used to describe forms of sex which deviate from the norm. Any form of sex other than heterosexual copulation may be considered kinky. Kinky sex ranges from the unorthodox to the flat-out perverted. Examples include: fellatio, cunnilingus, gay sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, pedophilia, necrophilia, use of bizarre erotic toys, bestiality, etc.
I get an erection when thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys.
by GuidoPosse69 February 08, 2005
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A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.
Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?
by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
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The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.
I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
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The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.
God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.
by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005
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Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?
by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
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