GuidoPosse69's definitions

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

kommunion

A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.

Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

pepe jeans

Brand of jeans worn by preppie girls and spoiled princesses.

A girl wearing Pepe jeans is a sign that her father is a doctor.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

jeva

Urban slang for a sexy female.

Little Sophia is a real jeva.

by GuidoPosse69 March 1, 2005

yeast infection

A cheese-like fungal infection which can form in the vaginal area and is sexually transmitted.

She's a six-year-old child with a yeast infection, and she certainly didn't get it from me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

bosco dance

The act of staying in bed after 8:00 A.M.

He's 20 minutes late. I hope he isn't doing the bosco dance again.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005