Definitions by GuidoPosse69

ork 

An evil elf, found in literature and mythology.

An ork is very elvish in appearance, but very different in quality.

ork by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

suprema

Used to describe the hottest, sexiest girl you've ever seen. There can be only one suprema at a time.

For the past 11 years, I have found Sandy "Pepa" Denton (of Salt 'N Pepa) to be the suprema.

suprema by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

kinky 

Used to describe forms of sex which deviate from the norm. Any form of sex other than heterosexual copulation may be considered kinky. Kinky sex ranges from the unorthodox to the flat-out perverted. Examples include: fellatio, cunnilingus, gay sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, pedophilia, necrophilia, use of bizarre erotic toys, bestiality, etc.

I get an erection when thinking about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys.

kinky by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus

I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?

moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

wang 

Colloquial term for the male genitalia, particularly the penis.

Simeon has a huge wang.

wang by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

dong 

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

dong by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

wonky eye by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005