GuidoPosse69's definitions

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

katholic

A man/woman who claims to be a Catholic but supports abortion or gay marriage.

John Kerry is a katholic because he calls himself "pro-choice."

by GuidoPosse69 June 11, 2006

royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

bruno

The third alter ego of the Jewish comedian Sacha Baron Cohen. As Bruno he plays an Austrian gay male model.

I is Bruno here reporting for Austrian Gay TV.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

fellatio

Oral sex performed on a man, like Monica Lewinsky did to Bill Clinton.

Every Thursday he engaged in degrading forms of sodomy, fellatio and cunnilingus.

by GuidoPosse69 February 3, 2005

protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005