Guido1's definitions

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011

I could just fart rainbows

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.

I am so happy that you, two, finally got married: I could just fart rainbows.

by Guido1 January 7, 2011

switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.

"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.

by Guido1 November 30, 2010

nebulous

Foggy, cloudy, unclear, off the wall, random.

So, you want me to be your outerfriend; are you sure (why) you are clear on that, or are you just sending me so sort of nebulous sexual message?

by Guido1 November 16, 2010

dumpsterology

The fine art study of dumpster diving. The means of retrieving edible food products that have been discarded. Examples include, cheese paper or on cardboard from hamburger wrap or pizza boxes. Usually high fiber content.
Also, useful household items, may be discovered, newpapers, books, and art objects.

Hey, come over later, Dude, I am giving advanced classes on Dumpsterology at the local Community College at 8 pm.

by Guido1 November 9, 2010

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.

Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.

by Guido1 July 20, 2010

institutionalized corruption

Corporations that fudged numbers, rating agencies that reversed engineered credit ratings, and S. E. C. members watching porn all day (with quarter million salaries); that conspired to rip-off IRAs and the retirement savings of an entire generation (sheep) and redistributed it with the help of young/fast cyber scammers--and got away with the GNP for the next ten generations, funny, huh; oh well, just print more worthless dollars.

Institutionalized corruption pays better than the mafia, and much better than the drug cartels.

by Guido1 April 24, 2010