GuRu's definitions

shit tins

A vast quantity of a given item

Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.

by Guru December 5, 2004

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 8, 2004

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A semi clever quip made by computer geeks and gurus.. Quite similar to the military quip " You are so fucking useless, I should replace you with a button"

by Guru June 15, 2003

bluenail

Slang for female customer service person who is usually more concerned with their fingernail polish then your customer satisfaction. Usually unsatisfied with their "career" so it comes out in their lack of care/energy for the work their supposed to be doing.

Pffft , that computer operator just told me "she too busy right now to assist me with the issue" , what a bluenail.



I am not calling support , everytime I call I get a bluenail. I'd rather disconnect my service. Then deal with her...

by guru February 8, 2005

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 7, 2004

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.

Chris loves the clock!

by Guru March 10, 2004