munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 02, 2003

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 08, 2004

shit tins

A large and generally excessive quantity of an item

shit tins of gaff tape and zip ties are needed to apply adequate amounts of sheebz

by Guru December 07, 2004

stick with tits

adj. used to catergoize petite females with large tids. Large, relative to the body size.
See tits on a stick

Man, that little asian chick we saw last night, definitely a stick with tits!

by Guru November 07, 2004

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 05, 2004

BM

mother of a man's child

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma

by guru September 29, 2003