Grouch's definitions

marmadukes

Big feet

Shaq has a pair of Marmadukes

by Grouch April 19, 2004

little man in his pink boat

Slang term for vagina. Specifically the clitoris.

I went to town on that little man in his pink boat.

by Grouch April 19, 2004

swimming in the red sea

To perform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.

Baby, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I'm gonna go swimming in the Red Sea.

by Grouch April 20, 2004

boar's leg

A slang term for a big fat blunt or joint.

Damn dude, there's just two of us and you rolled a boar's leg. I hope we can finish it. (wink wink)

by Grouch April 20, 2004

stank on my hang-low

To have sexual intercourse with a woman resulting in the penis smelling like a can of tuna.

Where's Stan?
He left with that chick to get some stank on his hang-low

by Grouch April 19, 2004

high siding

When someone disses you, gets in your grill or is just an all around asshole to you.

Man, why you high sidin me? I didn't know she was your sister.

by Grouch April 19, 2004

pregnant bitch

A slang term used to describe the handiwork of a novice joint roller. The finished joint is fat in the middle and skinny on the ends resembling a pregnant woman.

Man, next time let Daniel roll the J. All you ever roll is pregnant bitches and they burn all funny.

by Grouch April 20, 2004