Definitions by Grinning Lobster

ass beard 

The pubic hair of the anus region

I might plat my ass beard

ass beard by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

rectal wart 

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

rectal wart by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

sandy handy by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

coin slot 

The top of the ass crack as can be seen when pants are worn low

That bus driver has a meca coin slot

coin slot by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

stag 

An erection

Look at that mofo going full stag

stag by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

cob 

HOB A similar yet less derrogatory remark about a guy doing something with his girlfriend over his mate "Chicks Over Bros"

You promised you were gunna get hell maggot. Man youre a COB.

cob by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

midrift 

1. Commonly confused word for midriff
2. Girl with an extremely attractive midriff
3. A good band

I'd like to fuck midrift so bad

midrift by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003