Definitions by Gregaroidson.

Cide Joke 

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.

"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."

Cide Joke by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017

Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.

"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"

Ho bath by Gregaroidson. April 3, 2017

Pewber Driver 

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

Pewber Driver by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Phone Clone 

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.

" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."

Phone Clone by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Puber Driver 

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.

"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"

Puber Driver by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Gensult 

When you incorrectly address the gender of of a human being .

"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."

"That was a chick dumb ass!"

Gensult by Gregaroidson. March 18, 2017

The Anti Trump 

A person who is so afraid of Donald Trump that they shake when his name is mentioned.

"Wow I think the Urban Dictionary may be The Anti Trump."
"Why you say that?"
"Have you read it lately?"

The Anti Trump by Gregaroidson. March 9, 2017