Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.
Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
by Gregaroidson. February 08, 2020
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The fart of the deal

When a group of people take a good deal and make it stink by their irrationality.
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."

" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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The Anti Trump

A person who is so afraid of Donald Trump that they shake when his name is mentioned.
"Wow I think the Urban Dictionary may be The Anti Trump."
"Why you say that?"
"Have you read it lately?"
by Gregaroidson. March 10, 2017
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Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
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Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.
"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
by Gregaroidson. March 20, 2017
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Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
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Jimmy Carter

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017
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