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Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
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Homance

Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."

Person #2 "Why you say that?"

Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."

Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
by Gregaroidson. April 9, 2019
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Jimmy Carter

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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The Anti Trump

A person who is so afraid of Donald Trump that they shake when his name is mentioned.
"Wow I think the Urban Dictionary may be The Anti Trump."
"Why you say that?"
"Have you read it lately?"
by Gregaroidson. March 9, 2017
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Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.
"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."
by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017
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Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
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Greenhouse gas

Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
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