Gregaroidson.'s definitions

Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.

"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"

by Gregaroidson. April 3, 2017

Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.

Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."

by Gregaroidson. February 8, 2020

The Anti Trump

A person who is so afraid of Donald Trump that they shake when his name is mentioned.

"Wow I think the Urban Dictionary may be The Anti Trump."
"Why you say that?"
"Have you read it lately?"

by Gregaroidson. March 9, 2017

Jimmy Carter

The vanilla Obama.

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.

Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.

by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017

Greenhouse gas

Masses releasing gasses outta they asses causing global warming.

"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"

by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017

Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.

"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017