An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
by Greg May 25, 2004
Ms. Gwinnbeth is the most boofable teacher at our school! Gwinnbeth - drinks or Indian food one night this week? :)
by Greg April 24, 2005
by Greg March 03, 2005
off of Sex and the City, some sort of slang term for the person you bring with you to a party to act as a fake date so as to keep others from hitting on you. (my guess is as good as yours)
by Greg January 01, 2004
Metal. The one and only true word that best describes The Showdown. Emerging from the mountains of eastern Tennessee this crushing five-piece have crafted an epic heavy metal sound for listeners who enjoy hard music that spans styles ranging from American southern rock to European death. Lyrically their melodies sing of heroism, sojourns and battles of life. The result is a brutal and honest anthem for the youth of today. Their debut album titled "A Chorus Of Obliteration" was produced by Bruce Fitzhugh (lead singer of Living Sacrifice) and is in stores now on Mono Vs Stereo. Git snake bit!
http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown
http://www.myspace.com/theshowdown
by Greg June 17, 2006
A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.
"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."
by Greg April 09, 2005