Greg's definitions

crackalacking

Somebody who was smoking crack all night long..

Hey man looks like you were Crackalacking all night fucktard!

by Greg March 28, 2005

rickshaw

a small two wheel cart, 3wheel bike, or a small 4 wheel vehicle, pulled or powered by dirty poor asians for rich white men.

The dirty little Indian pulled me in a rickshaw while i laughed my ass off.

by Greg October 11, 2004

pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

by Greg March 20, 2005

solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

by Greg September 10, 2005

Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.

Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.

by Greg December 5, 2003

Karl Walker

When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.

Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.

by Greg February 11, 2005

stuph

Kooler way of spelling "stuff"

i took my stuph to my friends house

by greg January 20, 2004