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Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.
Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.
by Greg October 7, 2004
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Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot
1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.
by Greg October 7, 2004
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Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.
I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night
by Greg October 8, 2004
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rickshaw

a small two wheel cart, 3wheel bike, or a small 4 wheel vehicle, pulled or powered by dirty poor asians for rich white men.
The dirty little Indian pulled me in a rickshaw while i laughed my ass off.
by Greg October 11, 2004
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vanagon

The Model name of the Volkswagen bus built between 1980 and 1990. Vanagons are bigger and squarer than the roundier buses built in the 50's, 60's and 70's. They still have the engine in the rearm and have a flat front, unlike the volkswagen van's built after 1990. They are the best vehicle ever, especially the campers.
My vanagon is the finest piece of German automotive engineering ever. Everyone wants my vanagon.
by Greg October 12, 2004
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gloglebag

Word created at www.halflife2.net which has become so famous, an army of internet users have banned together and used it as a means of identification.

The word is meant to be used in replacement of any other word at random.
Glogebag you!
That gloglebagging sucks!
Gloglebag the gloglebaggin gloglebaggers!
by Greg October 21, 2004
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fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
by Greg October 23, 2004
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