Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday...I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
That poor bastard must never get laid, his wasserbag looks like a gigantic clitoral hood. I'm surprised his cock doesn't suffocate under there!
wassergock wassergunt
wassergock wassergunt
by Granuppie April 21, 2009
His wassergock is so bad it looks like a pregnant scrotum...where's the tip? That guy obviously takes it in the can, his wassergock makes his cock invisible!
by Granuppie April 10, 2009
The ultimate home alone jerk when your lady isn't home. A carefully planned out masturbation session in an empty house that includes ordering the perfect sub on your way home from work to make sure you have enough energy to stroke one out.
Mitch had the perfect night planned. The wife was out with the girls and she thought he was going Christmas shopping, but what he really had planned was a sub tug. He got a steak bomb and some astroglide on his way home and then tried to rip the head off his junk before the wife got home.
by Granuppie December 12, 2010
Any day you blow off work just to completely fuck off all day long; usually taken mid-week and for no other reason than you just hate working.
Dude, I totally took a wasserday yesterday. I hit the alarm, rubbed one out, ordered an eight ball and then called in sick on my way to AC.
by Granuppie April 27, 2009
Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.
Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday
by Granuppie July 31, 2009
That wassergunt is so huge and hairy it looks like a furry Lincoln Tunnel. You could drive a bus in there!
by Granuppie April 10, 2009