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Definitions by Granarchist 🙈🙊

Scanxious 

Often used by cancer patients to describe the feeling associated with measurements, assessments, scans, waiting for each stage, test results
He was regularly Scanxious about his test results

Oxfordmoron 

A braying, whining jackass, often becoming PM or Foreigh Secretary
There are more and more oxfordmorons by the year. Time to change the voting system.

Whealthy 

The state of being consciously rich in health, and valuing it.
Since recovering from the accident, she felt ridiculously Whealthy

Granarchy 

The elders people of every age with honest, relevant experience to offer, without humility or ego coming together consciously as a Tribe to create a better future than we inherited. Health? Screwed. Education? Screwed. Housing? Screwed. And so on. If you're not happy with it, and do something about it in a considered and open collective, you're a granarchist
I started to wonder why we trusted kids with lower combined IQs than our individual ages to make decisions that always seem to affect our kids more than theirs..and decided the time was ripe for a bit of granarchy.

Nanter, Granter 

The free flowing conversation (banter) between people who have lot of history
They loved a bit of Nanter, Granter in between songs, as they couldn't hear when the band was on