cieling mounted bong

A bong (large chambered pipe for marijuana) attatched to chains on the cieling.

They had a cieling mounted bong in their tour bus.

by gramaticon July 20, 2008

gangsterism

Subscribing to a course of action reminiscent of organized crime. Acting or conducting business in a way that is violent and totally without conscience. Acting like a gangster/thug/hoodlum.

Running business or holding a high government position with the help of hired guns, intimidation and the occasional asassination.

by Gramaticon July 26, 2005

Putin

The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.

Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)

Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

renfair

Reneissance Fair, a gathering for geeky types, who like to dress in Reneissance and Medieval costume, listen to Medieval music and pretend it's 1340 all over again.

Let's go to the Renfair and drink some fake mead.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

resinated

When a bowl, pipe, bong or other canabis smoking aparatus becomes clogged with reain from repeated use.

Gimme my pipe cleaners, this bowl's all resinated.

by Gramaticon July 26, 2005

moon bat

A typical ad-hominem insult devised by conservative media personae. Used to smear politicians, actors, singers, community leaders, philosophers and regular citizens who speak out against any injustice carried out by any member of either the Republican party or any other highly conservative power. Basically, if you don't tow the party line completely or if you question the judgement of the President or Republican leadership, you're a "moon bat," (completely insane.)

Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Clinton is a moon bat! Howard Dean is a moon bat!

Some historical moon bats: Plato, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, John Brown, Henry David Thoreau, Fredrick Douglas, Gandhi, Lincoln.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005