Gramaticon's definitions

moon bat

A typical ad-hominem insult devised by conservative media personae. Used to smear politicians, actors, singers, community leaders, philosophers and regular citizens who speak out against any injustice carried out by any member of either the Republican party or any other highly conservative power. Basically, if you don't tow the party line completely or if you question the judgement of the President or Republican leadership, you're a "moon bat," (completely insane.)

Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Clinton is a moon bat! Howard Dean is a moon bat!

Some historical moon bats: Plato, John Locke, Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, John Brown, Henry David Thoreau, Fredrick Douglas, Gandhi, Lincoln.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

squirrels in the attic

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

renfair

Reneissance Fair, a gathering for geeky types, who like to dress in Reneissance and Medieval costume, listen to Medieval music and pretend it's 1340 all over again.

Let's go to the Renfair and drink some fake mead.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

louis napoleon

A moustache and goatee, usually pointed and well groomed.

Think Trent Reznor back when he had a goatee.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

owls in the loft

Madness. Insanity. Dementia.

Thorozine: gets the owls out of the loft.

by gramaticon August 28, 2005

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

love stains

What Neill Ptrick Harris left in the back of Harold's car in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

"He're's $20 for the burgers, and 200 for the car. I left some, ah, love stains in the back seat, you'll see."

by gramaticon July 20, 2008