Definitions by GozUnlimited

crusty potato 

A turd that has suffered prolonged exposure to the sun, resulting in white discoloration.

Son: " This rock taste like shit'"
Dad:" Congrats son you just ate your first crusty potato!"

crusty potato by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

kadoonka 

The sound a turd makes when it hits the water. Usually followed by the splash back of water into the anus.

Naval officer 1 : "I think North Korea just tested another long range ballistic missile!"
Naval officer 2 : "Nah that was just Freddy dropping a kadoonka off the port bow."

kadoonka by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016