15 definitions by Goyo
The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
Jane: Does he pass rule 666?
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
by Goyo May 10, 2017
by Goyo July 15, 2017
When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by Goyo August 30, 2017
The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.
Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
by Goyo May 4, 2016
The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by Goyo May 2, 2017
The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.
I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.
by Goyo August 14, 2016
How the appearance of a pussy gives pleasure through beauty; pussy that is of pleasing appearance. Can often be enhanced with plastic surgery, lighting, makeup, etc.
by Goyo July 11, 2016