The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.
Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!
by goyo July 02, 2016
The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
Jane: Does he pass rule 666?
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
by goyo May 10, 2017
by goyo July 15, 2017
When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
by goyo August 30, 2017
The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.
Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
by goyo May 04, 2016
A descriptor for an unattractive person.
James: But her face, dude! She clearly has do not fuck genes.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.
by goyo August 30, 2017
Dayana Mendoza is the 5th venezuelan girls who wins the tittle of Miss Universe, she is a fine example of venezuelan womans, dark skin, beautiful eyes, amazing body, smart, fresh and amazing. Guys wants her, and some girls feel envy of her.
Most of the colombians hate her.
Most of the colombians hate her.
Gano Dayana Mendoza el Miss Universo
I wish my girlfriend look like Dayana Mendoza
Dayana Mendoza is so hot.
I wish my girlfriend look like Dayana Mendoza
Dayana Mendoza is so hot.
by Goyo July 22, 2008