Goyo's definitions
The kind of workplace you leave as soon as you've saved enough fuck you money. No two weeks notice. Just leave and never show up again.
I left my lunch in a locked cabinet before I quit that sorry excuse for a company. It's such a toxic workplace, they won't even notice the smell. It'll just blend in with the rest of their bullshit.
by goyo August 14, 2016
Get the Toxic workplacemug. The situation one faces when deciding whether or not to stroke and if so, for how long. It is usually present when another more important activity should supersede stroking, but one wants to make time for stroking nonetheless. It is more commonly encountered during the day (when one has more to do) than at night for those who are not nocturnal.
I resolved my stroker's dilemma by affirming to myself that it's a normal and healthy activity - like eating or sleeping. I'll catch the next train.
by goyo May 2, 2017
Get the Stroker's dilemmamug. A descriptor for an unattractive person.
James: But her face, dude! She clearly has do not fuck genes.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.
Andrew: Yeah, but don't you ever wanna ugly girl smash.
by goyo August 30, 2017
Get the do not fuck genesmug. Bob: Did you hear Jimmy vanting about his breakup?
Joe: Yeah, I'd be vanting like that too if a chick cheated on me and wrecked my car.
Joe: Yeah, I'd be vanting like that too if a chick cheated on me and wrecked my car.
by goyo March 18, 2025
Get the vantmug. The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs
One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.
Jane: Does he pass rule 666?
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.
Jane: Like what?
Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.
Jane: Whatever.
by goyo May 9, 2017
Get the rule 666mug. A portmanteau between the words chubby and lovely, or alternatively chubby and bubbly. Typically used to describe a full-figured women with a pretty face and a sweet, cheerful personality.
by goyo February 18, 2022
Get the chubblymug. by goyo July 12, 2019
Get the six dickmug.