Gossip Gary's definitions

Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Blitz

The inverted pussy of a tranny

Sean fucked a tranny in the blitz and it felt great

by Gossip Gary November 29, 2021

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Bridged

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021