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The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again
by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021
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Get the Sniffing The SeeSaw mug.The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024
Get the Smothered by a gay ape mug.An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.
Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand
by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021
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by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018
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Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media
by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021
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