Gossip Gary's definitions

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Bridged

When you bust El Boohoo, usually on a coin flip or when you’re actually ahead pre. The trauma caused by this temporary lull in the normal sun running and $85k upswing ends under a bridge, with tears, while face fucking a dead carp.

Collin’s KJ bridged the sun running sand princess’s KT on a massive suck out. Expect a moving truck in front of his apartment later today with super gay frown selfies all over social media

by Gossip Gary December 4, 2021

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018

Bridge Mode

A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”

Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode

by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021

Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021