Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess
We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon
by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018
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Full Sand

An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.
Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand
by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021
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Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset
The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid
by Gossip Gary November 15, 2024
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Desert Storm

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm
by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017
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Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019
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Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum
Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.
by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025
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Quicksanded

Term used for when a person has gone full sand to the point of no return
The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again
by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021
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