Gossip Gary's definitions

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021

Bridge Mode

A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”

Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode

by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021

Quicksanded

Term used for when a person has gone full sand to the point of no return

The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again

by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021

Sniffing The See Saw

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Sniffing The SeeSaw

The act of 5x opening off 23 bigs from UTG with 64o

There goes ubetin sniffing the seesaw again. Got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024