Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018

Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021

Sniffing The SeeSaw

The act of 5x opening off 23 bigs from UTG with 64o

There goes ubetin sniffing the seesaw again. Got him to fold. What a faggot.

by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Quicksanded

Term used for when a person has gone full sand to the point of no return

The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again

by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Full Sand

An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.

Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand

by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021