Smothered by a gay ape

When your opponent is clearly out-matched, yet somehow they go full retard and pull off the upset

The Soviets were smothered by a gay ape (20 of them) at the 1980 Winter Olympic Games in Lake Placid

by Gossip Gary November 14, 2024

Full Sand

An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.

Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand

by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021

Bloody Muffler

Forcefully ducking down a puckered butthole resulting in a bloody mess

We found a trail of blood leading to AJs bedroom and he was curled up in a ball sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike really gave him a bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018

Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Bridge Mode

A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”

Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode

by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021

Bloody Muffler

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

by Gossip Gary December 07, 2018

Martz

That hole where shit comes out of

If there’s grass on the field, play ball. If not, go behind the dugout and play in her martz

by Gossip Gary December 11, 2021