Definitions by Gossip Gary

Bridge Mode 

A state of mind that causes you to think the world is burning, and the smallest setback can bring on “Fuck it. Time to live under a bridge”

Cyrus stone bubbled the deep eleven in the middle of a $75,000 upswing, prompting full bridge mode

Bridge Mode by Gossip Gary September 28, 2021

Quicksanded 

Term used for when a person has gone full sand to the point of no return

The date went well until she told me the vaccine made her pee smell like General Tso’s chicken. She has been Quicksanded, and I don’t plan on seeing that delusional cunt again

Quicksanded by Gossip Gary August 11, 2021

Full Sand 

An unstable, irrational, bat shit crazy state of mind, to the point where you would voluntarily cover your living room floor with a layer of sand from wall to wall.

Chris returned from his black ops mission, and started eating weed, scamming people for gambling money, and name dropping celebrities. He had officially gone full sand

Full Sand by Gossip Gary June 23, 2021

Sniffing The SeeSaw

The act of 5x opening off 23 bigs from UTG with 64o

There goes ubetin sniffing the seesaw again. Got him to fold. What a faggot.

Sniffing The SeeSaw by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Sniffing The See Saw 

The act of 5x opening UTG off of 23 bigs with 64o

There goes Ubetin sniffing the See Saw again. I got him to fold. What a faggot.

Sniffing The See Saw by Gossip Gary June 12, 2021

Oakdale Musket 

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex

Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket

Oakdale Musket by Gossip Gary November 21, 2019

Bloody Muffler 

When your fully erect hog relentlessly tries to penetrate a puckered butt hole resulting in a bloody fountain of hell

There is a trail of blood leading to AJs bed room and he is in there curled up sucking his thumb. Looks like Mike gave him a real good bloody muffler this afternoon

Bloody Muffler by Gossip Gary December 7, 2018