Gordon's definitions

Non-canon Narrative

Synonym of "Fan Fiction", but doesn't sound as dumb.

Person 1: Hey, did you write that Gravity Falls fan fiction?

Person 2: I prefer you call it a "Gravity Falls non-canon narrative" and yes, yes I did.

by Gordon October 2, 2016

Space Rub

While fingering a girl you slide a finger in her anus and rub them together.

Geoff enjoys a nice space rub every now and them.

by Gordon November 13, 2003