Gordo's definitions
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 4, 2005
Get the spamelamug. An exotic pet with a very short temper. Has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. Is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous.
I replaced my guard dogs with Miurs
by Gordo December 4, 2003
Get the Miurmug. by Gordo December 28, 2004
Get the 5-on-1mug. by Gordo January 16, 2023
Get the Duke of Sussexmug. a mesh netted hat that at one point in the early 2000's was a hot item in the hip-hop community, before being made incredibly queer to wear because of the likes of Ashton Kutcher and many fag teenagers from Orange County.
despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.
despite what popular opinion might think, the trucker hat trend did NOT get started by Ashton Kutcher. Pharrell Williams of the Neptunes/N.E.R.D. was sporting trucker hats way before Ashton did.
I loved my trucker hats till Asston Kutcher's queer booty-boofing self got ahold of one and sent rich white teenage suburbans into a trucker hat frenzy. Now they're all in my fireplace providing me with warmth.
by Gordo December 6, 2004
Get the trucker hatmug. When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.
by Gordo January 17, 2023
Get the Elizabeth Arden Crèmemug. I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo September 8, 2005
Get the Baby Stickmug.