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Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.
I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.
by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022
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Ejacko’lantern

What you have when you carve a pumpkin to resemble the face of someone having a massive orgasm.
This year I carved our Halloween pumpkin with an O-face that looks like a dude is blowing a nut. It’s an ejacko’lantern.
by Goosey Goose July 6, 2021
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Sybian dance

Method of dance where the female drops her ass as close to the floor as possible while still on her feet, then quickly bounces up and repeats the move until it’s time to go fuck some random guy in a club bathroom stall.
She’s so good at that Sybian dance, It almost looks like she has the sex device here at the night club.
by Goosey Goose August 21, 2020
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Chuburban

Description of a community surrounding a city that is full of fat people.
Chuburban communities are so depressing. No one is out walking or running, they just stay inside all day long eating and watching TV.
by Goosey Goose September 18, 2020
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Hungle

A man’s genitalia when it consists of a huge pecker and gigantic, never manicured bush.
Dude walked into the shower sporting quite a hungle, not sure how he gets his girlfriend to go down on that hairy mess, but at least he’s got a 10 inch dick that can escape it.
by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020
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Shitnesia

The condition where a person cannot recall whether or not they’ve taken a dump on a particular day.
I went to the bathroom to drop a duece after lunch and I couldn’t remember if I had gone in the morning or not. I must be suffering from Shitnesia.
by Goosey Goose July 17, 2020
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Sufferin’ Suckinass

The description of the feeling of an individual who decided that they were horny enough to lick a dirty asshole.
She went all in without first checking his undercarriage hygiene and ended up sufferin’ suckinass.
by Goosey Goose June 24, 2021
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