A previously flushed shit that floats it’s way back up into the toilet.
I sat down to take another dump and noticed the return of the prodigal dung from 30 minutes ago.
Describes areas outside of a city that are teeming with fat people who don’t exercise.
Chuburban neighborhoods are so depressing. There’s never anyone out exercising, they all just sit inside, eating and watching TV.
The look of a guy with a massive bush and tiny dick poking through.
Dude was in the locker room sporting a bird nest. Man, shave that thing and give your baby dick a chance to breathe, I said.
The look a girl gets when her eyes roll back into her head while swallowing a cock, resembling a shark’s eye lids that cover their eyes when biting.
When she gives head she gets shark eyes.
A type of fart that feels as though a turd is blocking the anus, allowing the smelly gas to pass through or around the turd, not not allowing for the typical fart sound that comes from free flapping anus tissue.
I need to clean out this mudvent. My farts feel like I’m shitting myself.
A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
A rocky turd sticking out your ass that won’t break free.
This outcrap in my ass has to come out soon or else!
