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‘Ronaphobia

Paralyzing fear of catching Coronavirus that leads to irrational behaviors such as wiping down groceries from delivery and never leaving the house.
My neighbors have ‘Ronaphobia. They are convinced if they go out in public they will get Coronavirus.
by Goosey Goose August 23, 2020
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Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.
I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!
by Goosey Goose August 17, 2020
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Coitus Inherrumptus

Latin for stuffing a penis in a chicks ass.
My lady loves Coitus Inherrumptus. I call anal sex that because it reminds me of my high school Latin teacher, whom I also fucked in the ass. I use whom because it’s proper English, which reminds me of my college English professor who blew me in front of my roommate, but that’s neither here nor there.
by Goosey Goose May 6, 2022
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Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.
Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.
by Goosey Goose December 22, 2009
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Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.
They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.
by Goosey Goose November 21, 2011
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Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020
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Blacksnake Moan

A porn movie that could have been made about women getting pounded by a black dude with a horse dick.
I watched Blacksnake Moan and felt really substandard.
by Goosey Goose August 26, 2020
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