Kotex Wax

When a female installs a maxi pad backwards and has to rip it off with all of her pubes.

Barbie put her maxi pad on backward and when she ripped it off of herself she got a Kotex wax.

by Goosey Goose December 23, 2009

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 07, 2022

Rejuvienate

Slang, to send a juvenile delinquent back where he came from: Juvie.

They need to rejuvienate that kid, he's nothing but trouble.

by Goosey Goose June 04, 2011

Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023

Fellatio Fever

A highly contagious disease transmitted via the fecal to oral route that causes women to actively seek out and swallow penises whole, whether or not the blowjob recipients know these women.

I heard Fellatio Fever was going around and just yesterday this lady walked right up to me and pulled down my pants and started huffing on my hog in the middle of a busy sidewalk. We need a vaccine! NOT!

by Goosey Goose August 18, 2020

Diarrhoni

Digestive intolerance towards Italian foods such as pepperoni, macaroni, rigatoni, hell, anything that ends in roni.
We’re talkin’ major pasta shits here pizon!

You wouldn’t believe how bad that Olive Garden unlimited pasta bowl got me. I was up all night with diarrhoni!

by Goosey Goose May 05, 2022

Air Woody

The imaginary erection a woman gets when she's excited about something.

She had an air woody when her boyfriend told her that he was going to buy her the red dress she liked.

by Goosey Goose January 08, 2011